Mad RUSH

Infy’s Mohandas Pai says company plans to hire 40 k people

Times Ascent increases its page count and doesn’t look like an exclusive for Jerry Varghese & co

Consultants are spamming inboxes with job offers even if they do not match or are related to areas of experience

Mad rush to hire again, good for me and sigh, not so good for me……

Coz naukri.com, naukrihub, monster, apnacircle seem to think I need to update my resume giving me a better chance to get offers coz currently their matches for me equal to security guard, receptionist, sales manager, house keeping, assistant store clerk…you get the picture

Meanwhile, jobsdb and jobscircle and recruit.net will not be left behind, with alerts mailed on an almost hourly basis. Doesn’t matter if I don’t know the Vb of a VB plus and java is still a better flavour of coffee for me. XYZ from xyz, abc, lmn, and u-know-who wants to spruce my resume so recruiters know I have what they are looking for. All I need to do is shell out a month’s one-way auto fare to my current place of employment. Truly ‘can’t say no‘ offer u say, if only u knew that I travel 2.5 hrs each way. U do the math!!!

Microsoft, Yahoo, Shell, BP and some god-forsaken companies in god-forsaken places want me to fill up a form so I can be considered for openings here. Mr.Ahmed/Achmet/Harifilford or Ms Jane Mary Sheley/Megan watzhername want to share this terrific business opportunity with me, oh glory be, and all I need to do is share my details and they will either :

  • Mail money
  • Mail instructions
  • Transfer funds

Oh even as I write this I’m getting mails galore, oh my, oh my, I have won a 250,000 GBP lottery from Microsoft, Yahoo, Shell, ufillintheblanks co…..and even as I refresh there are more offers….EARN FROM HOME, WORK FROM HOME, Join the thousands of Indians making money from home. Never to say (k)NO (w) to such an opp I open …please mail ur details to XX@XX.com..No free lunches or dinners or even a biscuit these days

Mad rush CONTINUES as lads dump pamplets SAY  ” WORK FROM HOME call 435453452424 now” AND I wait for an auto to go…..

 

 

 

 



On a roll

Sometimes life throws a curve, or so I hear handsome hunks and pretty gals mouth off in movies whenever something unexpected hits them…well life throws a curve…. am off everything for a few days now and still going… giving me opp aplenty to catch up with and on… on a roll, and caught up with

  • Kramer vs Kramer
  • Flash Dance
  • Steve Laars’ Girl With The Golden Tatoo
  • Agatha Christie’s excellent Jane Marple mysteries
  • Asterix & The Banquet, Asterix & Son, Asterix in Britain, Asterix and The Legionary, Asterix in Corsica and still counting……….
  • Sholay
  • Kaalia
  • Sathe Pe Sathe
  • Love Story
  • Tootsie
  • Chandamama-60 Golden Years including “Vikram Mai Tera Peecha Nahi Chodunga…hahahahahahahahahahahah”
  • In Bruges (thanks Y Vj, but not Y really)
  • Playing with Malty
  • Playing with Malty
  • Playing with Malty
  • Playing with Malty
  • Starting to eat cucumber, carrots and cabbage in that order without throwing up
  • Drinking Buttermilk (again without throwing up)
  • Listening to the FAMILY chronicles, courtesy my grandfather (Plot of Current episode: My grandfather has run away from home to Chennai in 1935 to pursue his studies, and stays at his aunt’s place, who doesn’t take care of him but gives him half an anna for breakfast+lunch. My GP walks to school 15 kms away to save up on fare…….Read Bambubhaibatliwala for more)
  • Rebonding, nope not my hair, with mum. Amazing woman with a terrific sense of humour (quite unlike me) and a childish curiosity (like me)…hmmm know where i get all my bad habits from
  • Parlez vous francais avec mon cher onkle….yea yea preening to how i used to know french and never went beyond level 2. hope to finish before i croak
  • backslapping my lil kiddo, nope not my kid but my brother and appreciating wat a great human being i have for a sibling, sigh sigh
  • Almost done with The English Patient without losing my patience
  • Writing notes to myself aka Glass Ceiling

Cheerio and happy Sunday 😀

Change

It’s never too late to change till the last breath you take.

Change a habit, Change a life, Change yourself, Bring about Change, Change ……. After nearly eleven years of a routine existence where i danced to the drum of….a job, a career, a paycheck, meaningless relationships, bad choices, the clock tick, the mobile buzz, status messages on Facebook, new mail, false promises, falser praise i have decided to be the change.

Why bend over backwards to change someone, something, some place, some place else when it is easier to look within and change yourself.  Cliched it sounds but this is the truth. Look Within.

Many are the times when jobs get to be monotonous, colleagues frustrating, situations irritating, hands tied up and head tied in with thoughts of EMIs, unpaid credit card bills, families to support, ego to be salved, unrequited love, overpowering nauseating love …Sit back, take a deep breath and RELAX. These problems will go on for we will never be satisfied with what we have, and if we are, there is always someone someplace  who may look to you for support.

Such is Life.

Minimisedeclutter your closet, your life, your finances, your thoughts. When 2 shoes are the same as 24, when 4 pairs would suffice instead of 15, when one credit card will suffice instead of a clutter, when it doesn’t matter what your neighbour or your friend think about what you do or who you are..

Stop Hoarding – give away what you do not use to charity to someone who needs it more; Do not store old coupons that you know will never get redeemed; Do not Stock up like you are waiting for APOCALYPSE now.

LIVE LIFE – It is difficult to live life when every day living takes up much of your time. It doesn’t take a minute to look up and see the sky, feel blessed for having the sight to see and the sense to appreciate beauty and the freedom to be where you are. It doesn’t take a minute to hug your loved one or Tell someone you are sorry or TELL someone I love you, and mean it..

ForGIVE and FORGET – Easier said than done especially if it was a remark that humiliated you and took away your last vestige or pride; if it scalded your dignity and hurt more than slap or a punch. Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me goes an old adage and more falsehood have I seldom heard I realise as I get older. Bruises heal but harsh words resound long after the sound has ebbed. BUT… forgive remember it’s a small life and Forget, ‘coz that small memory drive you have needs space for better things.

CHERISH

Cherish the life you have, Cherish the love you have got. Live in the HERE and NOW, not your past nor your Future.

May the Force be with you my friends. May Shakthi guide your way and your will. Stay safe.

If Only

………………………………………………………. i had waited before hitting ‘Send’

……………………………………………………….lived like there is no tomorrow

………………………………………………………………speak and not overthink

……………………………………………………………………react and not gauge

………………………………………………………….studied longer and harder

………………………………………………….be the moment and not wait

………………………………………………..shown greater courage

…………………………………………………more love

Perceptions please..

Conducting a Perception study on what Indian youth have to say about some ageless brands in India. Brands include Amul, Ambassador, Maruti, Titan and Bajaj. We are looking at Truly Indian brands that are made in India for India.

Some questions which want your perceptions/views/critical comments include Whether these brands are associated with the country’s progress towards complete self reliance and economic supremacy or are they a relic of the British Raj? Are we still carrying huge chips of the colonial block on our collective shoulders?

Much ado made about the Common Wealth Games.. lack of preparation, money being swindled, taxpayers money and nothing to show for it, pathetic CWG village, etc etc..My question: Countries under the CW fold fought long and hard for their independence, some bloody some peaceful, some long and hard and some not as much..Yet, collectively the CW nations comes together to celebrate the CWG games, is this relevant now? What does the CWG signify anymore to the CW countries.

Ambassador is still associated with India and mostly Indian bureaucracy. Does the Ambassador car have any significance now? Will it be possible to associate the Ambassador with new age living for Indian youth? Can we make this a cultural symbol of India: -Sturdiness=India’s unshaken democracy; Looks=India’s simplicity and steadfast nature; Capacious interiors=India’s renowned hospitality and encompassing melting pot nature. Are there are other things of the Ambassador that make it a great symbol of what we call India.

Amul – The Taste of India. The slogan says it all. Is Amul ready to survive the onslaught of the Baskin Robbins and the Haagen Daaz? What more does Amul need to do?

Titan, Maruti and Bajaj- The trio represent Indian innovation having successfully scaled up to reach mass commercial appeal and continue their success story but is this the end of a new beginning for the TRIO?

Leveraging Social Media

Often heated arguments erupt between Bambubhai and I over the power of the Social Media. (A quick note: Bambubhai is my sounding board, thick as brick and sharp as a harp with his tongue and wicked wit!!) Oh where was I, ah yes the arguments. He being a SM-hater and me being PRO-SM or New Media as I prefer calling all these great platforms.

Bambubhai: Pah and boo to Social Media, what social media?? This is nothing but intrusion of privacy. I don’t know why fool people want to waste time posting pics and boasting about stuff they would normally dare not get associated with including sloshed out pics and rave parties!!!!! And don’t you ever talk about getting me into all this NONSENSE.

Me: But honey, you don’t get it do you?? You need to be on these platforms and increase your network. Who knows someone may be needing your help right now.

Bambubhai: Like hell I care. If someone wants my help they can call me or meet me. See, that’s what social media does. It takes away the human connect. People spend more time on FB than they do with family. What’s the point? And networking, well I go out for a beer with my boys and yap with the gang. What better way to network, eh??

Naysayer though Bambubhai is, he still has hooked up with buddies across the globe on FB but not capitalized the rich network that Linkedin provides. Well to those of you interested to taste some of my pickled wisdom, here goes:

Facebook not only serves as a great place to hook up with friends, keep tabs on shall we say pppl whom u r green-eyed about, catch up with DJs/RJs/MCs and all the other alphabets, know the latest dos and win free tickets…FB is also a great place to set up your page if you are interested in getting your business/hobbies off the ground. I know of a theatre group, Yourstruly, which has optimally used FB to capture a ready audience.

The like/share button available on FB page also allows you to get more people involved in this type of marketing who would attract even more people on their page to see your project and thus it goes on.

Trick is to keep the content INTERESTING, involve reader participation, encourage comments, make it INTERACTIVE

Linkedin is a great platform to network professionally not only with peers or seniors in your field but related fields too. I have checked out other sites like ApnaCircle and Viadeo but personally, did not get much value from these as compared with Linkedin. (No: not getting paid to promote).

Look up for people whom you know ONLY and get connected. Very simple reason for this thumb rule: you do not want STRANGERS/ppl with whom you share a bad rapport use this site to badmouth you or spike your chances of creating helpful connections.

Join groups that are from your area of expertise or potential area so you can gain valuable insights into the industry or market. Unlike FB where you would go around adding folks with whom u would share a Hi once in six months, be selective about whom you add on in professional networking sites.

I scratch your back, you scratch mine may be crass..but it works best this way for those who are just starting off on a professional networking platform. Later, you can use even more discretion in adding folks on your connected list.

Do not go around plastering recommendation with/from people whom you have not worked on in a personal level. And even if you do, specify the key adjectives on which the commendation can be framed so it at least has credence of authenticity.

Participate in group discussions and follow normal etiquette that you would in a formal face-to-face conversation. Smart alecks and Talking down are not welcome. Initiate discussions. Be genuine.

Twitter isn’t a fad. Yes, I wrote it off a few years back when it started but the micro-blogging platform has survived and thrived despite naysayers like me. I’m a believer in Twitter reach especially after the Brigade Carlton episode. Twitter is yet to be harnessed fully.

Twitter not only provides you the freedom of creating lists but also allows you to create new trending topics with the use of a # tag. Again, follow common day-to-day etiquettes. Your stepping into the loo doesn’t require a 140-word tweet, does it 😉

Blogging is more than a personal journal.

And some new age consultants like businessblogging.com are an eye opener as was the great social media experiment I was privileged to be a part of. CIIConnect 2010 was a great experience and ardently hope that I get the opp to participate in more such events. Meanwhile, remember a blog is a great outlet to outpour your angst and showcase your wit aka ‘A’ Corner but also is a great way to increase your network and visibility.

Whether WordPress or Blogger, all the widgets these blogging hosts provide can be creatively used to increase traffic. Check HellBound Bloggers and Mashable for updated+Tips on optimal use of New Media.

Rules to be followed are same as the other platforms. Refrain from foul language unless that is your USP, but be wary of the followers you attract. Always Pay It Forward. It helps to give because end of it all .. what you give is what you get my friend.

Happy networking, and do keep on coming back to share your valuable insights and great feedback.

Abuse of Power – II

Torn between writing about OTHER side of Ghetu’s coin and a post on OPTIMAL use of SM. Just hope I’m not going to hotchpotch as I set about writing both in one sitting.

Ghetu’s comment on the other side of the coin had me ponder. Yes, education has empowered the girl child at least in urban areas – Tier I and II towns and cities and what have you.

BUT, I also know of quite a few girls from so-called small towns like Meerut, Jamshedpur, Chipurpalli and Aska (for those unaware as was I, the last two are in Andhra Pradesh and Orissa in that order) who would give any metro-brought up girl a run for her Scooty!!

Bold and fiery, these girls have moved away from home and (familiar) habitat to make a life for themselves in alien surroundings bereft of familiar faces and fond memories. Most of them haven’t returned home permanently preferring to marry ‘broad-minded” boys they have met either through a matrimonial site or elsewhere, while some others have continued to pursue their career, interests, freedom and whatever they choose to do.

So what does it tell us? Education and Financial Freedom empowers women and makes them independent. Unfortunately in a few cases, such as those Ghetu inferred to: this also leads to Aggressive feminism when chivalry is misconstrued and a Helping Hand ripped off. Thankfully, these are but a few cases. Women do have a fine sense of balance, what say?!!

And what about those instances when there is ABUSE of POWER. At times when you are having to stay back at work or college or tuitions much later than the usual time. Felt wary asking yourself why?

  1. Ever felt wary at having to deal with a superior or peer who was lil’ too familiar for comfort?
  2. Who probably leaned into you or on to you on the pretext of showing a diagram or explain a presentation better?
  3. Who made personal remarks about you, your sense of dressing or the beard you sport?
  4. Who insinuated that you were an object to be leched at and not work/study?
  5. Whose gaze started with your boobs and ended there?
  6. Who prompted you to keep books as a clothing accessory?
  7. Who gave you a sinking feeling in the stomach at the mere thought or sight of him/her?
  8. Who did not know and refused to understand NO meant NO, and was not an invitation to repeat innuendos for dinners, lunches, breakfasts, anything at all!!!!!

Worse, I thought such type of men; yes they are a TYPE – the slug type- you find in dark, smelly corners existed and I personally did not have any in my circle, until someone decided to ‘fess up. Unrequited love had for a while turned this person into one of those DARRanak characters who did not understand NO. Fortunately, good sense prevailed and though turned a Gloomy gus the DARR isn’t there anymore!!

Our first contributor :-)

CONTRIVED!! Well, not so much as ‘A’ corner showed. The blog’s first contributor has shared his visual of an Amby :D.. and in keeping with ‘A’ corner it is irreverant and well, adorably cute!!

This post was nostalgic to say the least as the ambassador has been associated with lots of family-related moments for me.

‘A’ said this pic said all he wants to about the Amby.. wat do you think?

Abuse of Power – I

Never thought I would touch this touchy topic but a few weird (co)incidences over the past few days had me scurrying to my keyboard before I lose the train of thought or drive. SO here it is.

Instance 1: Evening visit to a nearby temple saw me warily glare at the temple priest who caressed the cheeks of all the bonny girl babies, and not the lil’ boys making me wonder why. Mothers smiled on indulgently while the lil’ kids tried hiding behind the dupatta or the palloo. The discomfort in some cases reminded me of the pedophilia scandal that has rocked the papacy.

Instance 2: This TIME article on abuse.

Instance 3: A debate with a good friend/colleague who has a eleven-year old on the parenting riddle. How strict is strict? How can you restrict Internet usage/police kids without alienating them? How much information is too much?

Following these episodes were several other hapchance conversations and incidents that finally led me to this post. Sexual abuse is so common and widespread and yet few dare to voice their thoughts or write about this still-taboo topic. Abuse in any form is vile, but abusing an innocent mind and violating their childhood is the worse form of abuse.

Abuse of Power vs Abuse of Trust. Aren’t they one and the same?! When a person in power abuses or violates you physically/emotionally/psychologically (s)he is abusing your trust. It is as simple as that.

Lunch table conversations with female friends/colleagues broach the topic but when men are around the topic is skirted around. Why? Yet, over the years male buddies/acquaintances have shared instances of abuse so this is one area which is free of gender bias.

Earlier days, a joint family set up to some extent protected kids, and in certain instances propagated abuse. It is always a well-known devil who sullies and loots more than a stranger. Some pointers I have gathered from conversations with various folks:

  • Make the child aware of a good and bad touch
  • Let them know it is OK to speak out, even if against family members
  • HEAR them out before you close your mind or ears to what they say
  • Learn to read their body language and watch out for changes in behaviour
  • Sex education is important
  • Remember to TEACH boys to respect girls and Girls to respect themselves
  • Give them more control

I remember the fight our school authorities had to put up to introduce a module on sex education. Some parents even threatened to pull their kids out. These days though the pervasive nature of the Internet and satellite television means kids are aware of sex long before they reach puberty. Social media is the latest challenge parents are learning to cope with, in particular platforms like Orkut.

A wise friend shared this: Her 14-yr daughter insisted on having an Orkut account because everyone in her class did, and the school-leaving seniors wanted to add her on their ‘Friends’ list. No amount of playing the strict disciplinarian helped. The kid had Internet access at school, which was not having porn-filters or blocked/restricted access. This lady offered to open the Orkut account on condition that the child be aware of online dangers and issued some safeguards:

  1. Do not chat online with strangers
  2. Do not post/share personal information especially phone numbers, photos, residence address, school address and other details
  3. Restricted time on the Net
  4. Do not invite/accept invitations from people you do not know
  5. Finally, to drive home her point she showed/illustrated the lil’ girl with instances of kids becoming prey to pedophiles and how the virtual world can steal your real identity if used by the wrong people.

I came across TULIR during one of my story-hunting expeditions a few years back. Though unrelated to what I was looking for at the time, I have since supported their cause and this is an attempt to make more people aware of and accept that the evil of Sexual Abuse is very much there, and it is up to us to protect our young, and old so Life as it is meant to be can be cherished and LIVED…….. please do share your thoughts.

Contrived

That’s what I thought when I saw the Santro for the first time. Perhaps, the lack of a driving license explained this as I saw a lady colleague pull into the parking lot in her sparkling new Santro. Perhaps this envy also explained the distaste for the Santro which looked like a ballooned Maruti 800. Years later, I still have that distaste despite the rave reviews.

Realise now that this was in some way due to the lack of disconnect. I had no memories associated with the automobile unlike a 800 or the Raja car-the Ambassador.

Still remember the thrill I had when I sat in the first car, a white Ambassador that looked like a baby dumbo… sturdy, sweet and drew a smile every time I saw it or sat in it.

This was likely more to do with the owner of this White Giant, my uncle. A huge rollicking man with the biggest moush I had ever seen and a snout that matched the moush. Those boiled toffees he carried (Don’t know if you remember this, a Parry’s coconut toffee and a hardboiled toffee in a green wrapper) and the ever-willing chauffeur to us band of rowdy kids. We could soil his Ambassador with our toffee-stained hands and jump up and down on the seats which seemed more a billowy sofa. This was so unlike, years later when an aunt had us wash our hands and wipe our legs before she let us sit in her precious Opel, which was lined with newspapers and plastic covers to protect its interiors against the ‘still’ rowdy band of now-adults.

The Raja Amby bore us around the seven hills to Palani; witnessed many a squabbles among various factions in our HUF (around 30 of us at any point in time). Our beloved ambassador was a part of the family till we lost THE Man to cancer.

One of the hilarious and memorable trips was a road trip to our village and from there to several villages across Karnataka, Tamil Nadu and almost Kerala as we renewed acquaintance with family members we never knew existed. Our Amby bore us valiantly as we criss-crossed paddy fields, water-bodies, tranquil peanut fields and merry sun flower farms, vast tracts of greenery that seemed endless and serene; indulged our gourmet selves with idlies, pongals, dosas and vadas along shacks on the roadside (naa, we were too young and foolhardy to know gastro or dilli-belly was) with water from the nearest brooks; We took bath in huge water tanks meant to irrigate the fields and little rivulets our states seem to have which got our naïve selves debating why we still complain of water shortage and droughts.

Our road trip in this sturdy giant had us appreciate nature and its many-splendoured spectacles. We lost count of the number of peacocks, mongoose and foxes we saw along the way. Not to mention wild fowls, a few snakes, egrets, cormorants, ducks and our friend The Jumbo..