Infy’s Mohandas Pai says company plans to hire 40 k people
Times Ascent increases its page count and doesn’t look like an exclusive for Jerry Varghese & co
Consultants are spamming inboxes with job offers even if they do not match or are related to areas of experience
Mad rush to hire again, good for me and sigh, not so good for me……
Coz naukri.com, naukrihub, monster, apnacircle seem to think I need to update my resume giving me a better chance to get offers coz currently their matches for me equal to security guard, receptionist, sales manager, house keeping, assistant store clerk…you get the picture
Meanwhile, jobsdb and jobscircle and recruit.net will not be left behind, with alerts mailed on an almost hourly basis. Doesn’t matter if I don’t know the Vb of a VB plus and java is still a better flavour of coffee for me. XYZ from xyz, abc, lmn, and u-know-who wants to spruce my resume so recruiters know I have what they are looking for. All I need to do is shell out a month’s one-way auto fare to my current place of employment. Truly ‘can’t say no‘ offer u say, if only u knew that I travel 2.5 hrs each way. U do the math!!!
Microsoft, Yahoo, Shell, BP and some god-forsaken companies in god-forsaken places want me to fill up a form so I can be considered for openings here. Mr.Ahmed/Achmet/Harifilford or Ms Jane Mary Sheley/Megan watzhername want to share this terrific business opportunity with me, oh glory be, and all I need to do is share my details and they will either :
- Mail money
- Mail instructions
- Transfer funds
Oh even as I write this I’m getting mails galore, oh my, oh my, I have won a 250,000 GBP lottery from Microsoft, Yahoo, Shell, ufillintheblanks co…..and even as I refresh there are more offers….EARN FROM HOME, WORK FROM HOME, Join the thousands of Indians making money from home. Never to say (k)NO to such an opp I open …please mail ur details to XX@XX.com..No free lunches or dinners or even a biscuit these days
Mad rush CONTINUES as lads dump pamplets SAY ” WORK FROM HOME call 435453452424 now” AND I wait for an auto to go…..